This is one of them!

“If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.” —Adolf Hitler

And now, on to the weather, on this, der Fuhrer’s 131st birthday.

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Tomorrow will be considerably warmer with a chance of an afternoon thunderstorm and a high temperature near 68 degrees.  Tomorrow will be considerably warmer with a chance of an afternoon thunderstorm and a high temperature near 68 degrees.  Tomorrow will be considerably warmer with a chance of an afternoon thunderstorm and a high temperature near 68 degrees.  Tomorrow will be considerably warmer with a chance of an afternoon thunderstorm and a high temperature near 68 degrees.  Tomorrow will be considerably warmer with a chance of an afternoon thunderstorm and a high temperature near 68 degrees.  Tomorrow will be considerably warmer with a chance of an afternoon thunderstorm and a high temperature near 68 degrees.  Tomorrow will be considerably warmer with a chance of an afternoon thunderstorm and a high temperature near 68 degrees.  Tomorrow will be considerably warmer with a chance of an afternoon thunderstorm and a high temperature near 68 degrees.  Tomorrow will be considerably warmer with a chance of an afternoon thunderstorm and a high temperature near 68 degrees.  Tomorrow will be considerably warmer with a chance of an afternoon thunderstorm and a high temperature near 68 degrees.

Clearly I am speaking as an absolute authority on the weather. Absolute authority! It gets old, doesn’t it?

“Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.”—John Dalberg-Acton