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No rain on your Pizza Day

Apparently I’ve been eating pizza the wrong way all of my life. What gives? Can we not even agree on how to eat pizza in America?

I bet she rips hers in half before she eats it.

No matter how you choose to eat your pizza please understand that the weather will be terrific for the consumption of America’s favorite food on National Pizza Day today. We’ll see sunny skies under a few scattered pepperoni shaped clouds and a high temperature in the low 50’s. Beware of the rare anchovy shaped cloud. It leads to heartburn.

If you’re baking your own pizza at home I’d suggest adding about 350 additional degrees to today’s high temperature and placing it in the oven for about 25 minutes.

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If you’re a democrat, just rip it in half and enjoy. If you’re a Trumper you can eat it any way you like because this too, is apparently not an impeachable offense.

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